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Jpkaok
I'm a boobs over ass man, but I like both

Alvin Flang @Jpkaok

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Posted by Jpkaok - 1 day ago


These are a bunch of drawings I made from the website PinkSea. To use it you have to make an account on this gassed up Twitter clone called BlueSky, but its a pretty fun place to draw anyway. Oh well, hope everybody gave and got given to this Christmas season. See ya for the next year.

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Posted by Jpkaok - 2 weeks ago


 but haven't done anything with (yet)

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Posted by Jpkaok - December 6th, 2023


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Posted by Jpkaok - December 4th, 2023


So recently I got 2 anime statues of Mai Shiranui and Felicia from Darkstalkers and they look fuckin Bone Apatite. Like, ZYAMNN, true works of art in my room, but the problem is I'm a NEET and live with my parents and share said room with my older sister. I'm totally FUCKED, my parents are gonna know now, they're gonna know what fuckin bends my weenier and I'm gonna get judged! I just wish I could have my own space and look at this shit in privacy, like, my very own house. An anime figure house, that would be heaven on earth.


But, yeah, shit feels nice too, good texture and the paint XYAMNNN Bone Apatite, Gordan Ramsey got nothing on this plastic.

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Posted by Jpkaok - November 29th, 2023


I totally just kicked ASS and now I'm in a state of pure and utter euphoria. I rule the WORLD!


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Posted by Jpkaok - November 12th, 2023


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5FmvxTAL9g

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I was hanging out with my once removed cousin today and his nose was in the exact shape of a penis. This is true and I couldn't fuckin say anything to him because his nose was all I wanted to bring up. I'm sure at least 8 people have already informed him of his condition and that he'd just think I was a hack if I brought anything up, but I feel like a coward, a chump, someone who's scared to tell the truth. I'll update you all again if I ever see him and his phallic schnoz again.


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